Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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