so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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