Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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