I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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