38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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