Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
try to milk me bitch
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