im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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