Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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