Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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