I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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