what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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