WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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