omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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