He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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