hotel room ftw
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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