I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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