Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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