i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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