Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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