My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i believe in u and ur pee
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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