Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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