32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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