he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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