even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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