Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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