Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He? As in you personified your dick?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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