It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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