I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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