well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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