Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i love accidental penises.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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