My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
ok first of all what the fuck
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