I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All the doctor said was why
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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