He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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