I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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