Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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