I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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