Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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