I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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