why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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