We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize