your parents love me but you hate me
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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