I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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