i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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