as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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