he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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