question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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