He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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