It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
well you can't waste a boner
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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