thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Randomize
