Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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