You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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