I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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