this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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