i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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