i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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