i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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