If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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